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Please Demotivational Poster

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.

PLEASE - Be dolphins... Please, be dolphins!!!

TAGS: dolphins please
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Ekder

AcidRain - September 4, 2012, 6:16 pm
It's a mad lib. "known for as s poundings"
Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 3:01 am
Although dolphins have been known for fatal **** ****.


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.

CUTENESS - The wrestling game and puppy breath are cute now, But when he's 85 pounds and has your whole head in his mouth, your perspective will change.

TAGS: please don t eat my head
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
LOL! Great one!


RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.

TINY TURTLE - He is pleased

TAGS: tiny turtle pleased
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by HelljumperM60

turtle guy - January 7, 2009, 4:35 pm
yes the turtle is cute but its not pleased at all, turtles do that when they're wary but not totally afraid to the point that they go in their shell, or it may be that its shell hasn't grown enough to fully recede into it.
TinyTurtle - October 31, 2008, 10:14 am
is not pleased with the direction this comment thread is going. He was only trying to make you LOL and now feels demonized.
Wiluhm - October 31, 2008, 9:57 am
I can only nod in agreement, and perhaps suggest purging the motifake genepool of tunnels, g** tests, brick ****ting, etc... *sigh*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:44 am
-- community. It is a particular strain of motifake known as redundicus pluraltextium, and it is a virulent scourge that must be wiped out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:42 am
Whoah, hold the phone, sport. The PICTURE is cute, the TURTLE is cute, even the ORIGINAL IN-PICTURE CAPTION is cute, but the addition of the same godd***ed stuff as a title and caption for a motifake is terrible, redundant, and a cancer upon our communit
whatthefuck - October 30, 2008, 7:22 pm
aPaulding, you are stupid...this is f***ing cute as hell!!!oO
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 2:42 pm
VOTING ONE STAR: I couldn't click fast enough

MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them

TAGS: please kill miley cyrus now
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 26, 2015, 9:27 pm
prophetic Pzy


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by culos

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm
come whip my a** baby

for want of a pen -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.

TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm

WAKE UP EARLY, FIGHT TRIFFIC, MISS MY FAMILY - Fight with boss, suffer through a daylong migraine. And the best part. I get to do it again tomorrow

TAGS: kill me please
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Zetmonk - March 8, 2012, 5:38 am
'movin to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches...' And spend time with the family. Best move I ever made!
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2012, 12:41 am
What does it for me is repeatedly getting more than one phone call at the same time.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:39 pm
fighting traffic should be listed 4 times if this was about my life.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 6:04 pm
thanks guys.. I liked the original pic better, but it was too pixelated. search images.. girl with gun in mouth. Its a black and white with her sitting on a bed. oh well
Airman - March 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
well that one hit a little to clo5e to home
Rick69 - March 7, 2012, 5:08 pm
Love the tags :) . . . I'm guessing you meant "Triffic" as traffic that is trife as hell. . .


TAGS: do not abuse the comment section please
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:56 pm
And clowns, and cows, and dogs, and frozen people, and a girl.
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
Lions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh, My!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
The forum - that's where they throw you to the lions.


TAGS: barbershop choir pleases deaf school
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 11:41 pm

Thanks, SD! Made me LOL, too.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:33 pm

YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it

TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway

YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.


TISSUES PLEASE - A nerds wet dream


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm
More legit than ACORN

toilet texting time -

TAGS: please flush after ending conversation
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:28 am
Send a demand for a 5L roll of TP!


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


SQUIRREL KNIGHT - He is not pleased.

BITCH PLEASE - You can't do three swords


TAGS: cough cough pass the bowl please
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

... - May 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Jesus Christ, that is Klaus Kinski´s head!


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L

PLEASE DON'T SAY IT... - I don't have OCD! I have CDO... it's alphabetically correct

TAGS: please don t say it
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Chef

SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.

TAGS: november challenge star wars please open your laptops and droids
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ookami85 - December 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
I want to shake the hands of the guy with the balls to do this.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:06 pm


EMO WALL - Is not pleased ;_;

PRETTY PLEASE! O.O - You know you can't resist... How can you say no to this?!

TAGS: pretty please you can t resist kitty
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by ~APM-01~

BeautyFromPain - June 12, 2009, 2:13 am



DOGMATIC - Convinced that you know the true answer to an unanswerable question, you feel the need to attack others' religions. Keep thy beliefs and disbeliefs to thyself.

TAGS: religion antireligion please be quiet
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by aintright

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:04 am
RELIGION: You can't start a war without it. Let the chaos begin!!
culos - December 1, 2010, 5:48 am
Any God
Alfredogarcia - December 1, 2010, 4:34 am
What God?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
I have nothing against god or jesus, its their followers that scare the crap out of me
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 8:40 am
"Please be quiet" in the tags? If it was approved, it's fair game. My two cents... Just because a cult get's really really popular...doesn't make it any less of a cult. Jesus was just a successful version of Jim Jones or Charles Manson.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 1:02 am
Looks like a young Mel Gibson. 5L!

A SAD DAY FOR ALL - The Passing of the Letter H T_e ramifications are _uge

TAGS: rebsumit please
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - July 9, 2010, 5:56 pm
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 5:43 pm
True, but s_e is a bute!
Airman - July 9, 2010, 5:24 pm
t_at is an old old one LOL
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 5:09 pm
BUMP. T_is is w_at you noobs need to work on. 5L Airman.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:03 am
You mean "_ilarious"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
BuZZbomb - September 14, 2009, 5:49 pm
Okay, that one joke grenaded me but I got it. 5L!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
thanks Mr. M
motifake - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm

Very clever


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm

TERRORISM! - A serious thing, you rapscallions you.


TAGS: please read carefully
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 1, 2015, 12:03 pm
Conny, you've been foraging in my archives. You are now almost as phukked up as I, almost. Sorry
concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:40 am
Great Take
STP - October 14, 2013, 9:05 pm
Something about the guy reminds me of Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory." Maybe the glasses?
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:21 pm
If he follows the directions he'll never get out of the sower again, he'll wash rinse and repeat to the end of time.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:16 pm
Sumtin tells me he uses shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle!
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:27 am
Love it! :D

motifake line-up -

TAGS: number two please step forward
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

rerun - September 10, 2013, 7:34 pm

I wish.


TAGS: we aim to please motifake
Rating: 4.96/5

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Verdeckt - November 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
Urban dictionary, where spelling and correct grammar are for other people.



TAGS: mother will not be pleased
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 7:59 pm
5L for sure. Funny stuff!
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:54 pm
But my momma said, my momma said it was funny. 5L and that is a bad a** pic.

CALLING IT QUITS - Some seek immortality Others, to be immortal And then there are some who get the 2 mixed up

DESPERATION AT ITS FINEST - Please sir, may i have some more....... lions

TAGS: please sir may lions desperate
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by caveman

Feasibly - June 8, 2011, 6:03 pm
5 more...only because you said please! And put that hubcap back on my truck when you're done!

IF I COULD HAVE ONE WISH - my wife would ask for this for christmas and get lingerie for her for me. you know so she can get in shape

TAGS: please please please
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Bovee

forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Or you invite some ho... uhm... some foreign women. they can pay for the workout at your home. and with this money you buy your lady a bag or shoes... she will be glowing!!
Bovee - April 12, 2010, 5:16 pm
like progress reports?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:12 pm
She could even teach classes to the other women in the neighborhood.....you could judge the competitions.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:08 pm
what a provident husband you are! but you're right. she should stay healthy - who else would clean your home?!
pieman - April 12, 2010, 5:08 pm
You are very concerned for her health aren't you. 5 pole ridin honeys for you.

Finally -

TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


My Xmas Wish List -


TAGS: how pieboy became pieman no whip cream please
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:38 pm
Just awful.... I was trying to look past it... killing me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2010, 10:31 pm
OF OF OF OF OF Of ....this should have been rejected due to Grammatical error.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:21 pm
More importantly, it's encouraging that he likes pie... even after sporting a pink A&F shirt at such an early age. Pieman overcame SO much.... but as we've all proven, early pain = great motifaking.
pieman - June 6, 2010, 9:05 pm
She said they were wrestling. WRESTLING! Does anyone have a Prozac. 5 Boston creams.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
*of I a**ume. 5L
Cubbybear - June 6, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL! Aggy 5/5

MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.

TAGS: ribbon bar aka rack to the mods please allow this crappy one to pass
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

FacelessSailor - April 8, 2010, 5:43 pm
Hasbunmb...your rack is only nicer because the Army likes to decorate their soldiers chest with as many colors of the rainbow as possible...
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys, so far a Chad hasn't got ahold of it yet.
Hasbunmb - February 25, 2010, 1:11 pm
Meh.... mine's nicer =o)
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:14 am
nice rack, mind if I examine them closer? 5L


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


TAGS: come on baby please turn over for***** assignment
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Sean - November 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
Ford pinto?
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 4:08 pm
thanks Fatt Matt. Because of that a***ogy, I now live under the guideline of "if it has t*** or wheels, lease it."
Fatt Matt - November 24, 2009, 3:51 pm
I like the a***ogy. +5


TAGS: so please try and mix it up a little
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Sean

MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:28 pm
Genuine compliments for a great poster Sean. Always nice to see your work.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:22 pm
Thanks for the compliments. Genuineley appreciated.
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:37 am
Have to agree with Jmac! I thoroughly enjoyed both new posters! Both are completely true and very demotivational. GJ scored ya a 5 on both.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:12 am
And of course I ripped off the first part of this, "Your failures ..." But not the punchline.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:05 am
If you ever suspect that someone has ripped off a quote and not credited it, just google the phrase. It works great on motifakes.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
DJA. One day here and we already know his name will live on and on. "You're so DJA!" Great poster, by the way. 5/5
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:41 pm
Yo Jmac, I'm real happy for you and Ima let you finish but DJA had the best knicked Motifakes of all time.
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:36 pm
Identity and pessimism... these last two are true motifake master pieces. If I didn't already know that Sean was brighter than the 4 D-Cell Maglight the cop places at the end of your nose when he pulls you over for "weaving", I'd say he'd nicked these....
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 10:14 pm
Words to live by.
RON - October 18, 2009, 9:39 pm
5 Canadian tears!...WOW!


TAGS: haha please dont ban me
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:37 pm
Fatt Matt - October 28, 2009, 5:36 pm
Well, f*** ewes too then... hehehe
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
Ewes, Matt... ewes. I'm not a p***.
Fatt Matt - October 27, 2009, 11:47 am
soooooo.... AK f***s sheep?? Is that where we're going with this?
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 10:33 pm
Two remaining brain cells... one creates motifakes, and the other handles the autonomic system.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
Not even one day Aggy, and it's already all about you. I'd say your childhood should have taught you better, but all the liquor probably killed those thingies that makes the brain work.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
Oh... wait... there are other moderators.... just one each? Now I get it!!!!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 7:52 pm
The Guinness makes me happy, the food makes me full, the sheep make me.... sleepy.

THIS SHIRT - I have made a killing selling it to all your friends.

TAGS: please leave
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:23 pm
If the shirt had read "I'm with stoopid"--> would have been 5Ls ;)

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?

TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.



THE DANCING NINJA - You must dance with him. You are powerless to resist.

TAGS: please dont reject look it up on youtube its funny
Rating: 2.5/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 8:54 pm
I approved this poster just so everyone could enjoy the tags... and judge it in open forum... as I shouldn't be the only one who dislikes this poster as much as the lame video.


TAGS: i like a ticket for the 2 hour cruise please
Rating: 2.43/5

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BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
yaw = amsome in yachting speak. All boats are referenced in the female tense...the rest is up to you
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:56 pm
Any explanation?

HONEY, PLEASE! - That regurgitated nectar with that floured lard ball? No you di'int!

TAGS: honey please meme
Rating: 2.39/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:41 am
Funny, and surprisingly the only one with this caption to ACTUALLY include honey. Mmmmm, Honey!
Charles - October 5, 2008, 12:14 am
Another good take on this latest MF meme.


TINY TURTLE - Would not be pleased if this was repetitive

HONEY, PLEASE... - This motherboard with THAT quad core ?

Morning After -

TAGS: please do not mention food
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:10 pm
ROTFL! choke--choke--sputter,sputter, FRESHLY poured coffee everywhere!--- Yup Yuk-Yuk, 3 or 4 times a year, sunshine volume 11! 5 ROTFL lions!
GaryO - November 22, 2015, 12:18 pm
and fav'd
GaryO - November 22, 2015, 12:18 pm
5...deserves 5000

Preparing for taco night -

TAGS: please forgive grainy picture
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 12:26 pm
chuckle, chuckle....Thanks Cern!
concern3 - October 20, 2016, 4:52 am
In this case the only measurement required would be the a**. UP yours
mizzdizz - October 19, 2016, 5:33 pm
Chuck has a truly fine bum, so definitely not. He's also got a smaller hip measurement.
EmilioDumphque - October 19, 2016, 4:25 pm
Isn't that Chuck Norris?

neglected -

TAGS: please forgettable silence
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:21 pm
In silence, the suffering must be done, Until the need for loneliness is done, And with bravery and persistence, the battle is won, and you emerge into the sun, To face a brand new day! My poetry sucks. Consider it a tribute to your ability to inspire! 5L
kirill - January 13, 2015, 12:01 pm

Excuse me, sir! -

TAGS: please be a gentleman
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 18, 2015, 10:59 pm
Thanks, Zeul! You KNOW I would if faced with this situation! LOL!
Zeul - October 17, 2015, 8:38 pm
Oh h311 ... I can't breath !!! 5 L's
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:03 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad it made you laugh!
JesusWept - October 17, 2015, 7:57 am
LOL x 5

Crocodile -

TAGS: crocodile seat sit crap please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:59 am
On your bum. Chuckle, chuckle.

Excuse me. . . -

Overachiever -

TAGS: no yo momma jokes please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:31 pm
Request DENIED!!!!!! Stealing your ph**o when I have time to make posters! BWAHAHAHAHA! 5 ROTFL lions, yuk-yuk!
GaryO - July 24, 2015, 7:57 am
Always a good poster. Hey, here's an idea; what say you scoot on over to the evolution thread...hmmm?
Cloudy - July 24, 2015, 5:20 am
Every time I see a ph**o like that I wonder what happened. Cars derailed preventing the locomotive from moving forward and nobody thought to shut it off?
JesusWept - July 23, 2015, 4:26 pm
Talk about a bumpy ride. 5.

Don't tell the cat -

TAGS: dog cat please stuck wall
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 9:47 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:23 am
funny 5er

Happy Thanksgiving -

Madness takes its toll -

TAGS: please have exact change you wont get a receipt
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 20, 2016, 8:45 am
'Show me the skeleton in your closet Riffraff! Not the clock, the closet!'. LUUUUV original Rocky Horror! I always thought this line would make a great poster! Good job, Silvy! ^!


TAGS: i m easy to please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 9:48 am
Its just an old slam inspired by the pic, not to be taken seriously. Sorry I made you ^_^.
Silverheart - October 25, 2016, 5:41 am

That's harsh. ^_^

That's love -

TAGS: pizza is love pizza is life extra pepperoni please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 3:11 pm
Anywhere else is foolishness! 5L!

Sign language -

TAGS: can somebody please give me a hand
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 19, 2016, 1:26 pm
More with the word , UP yours

Anxiety -

TAGS: please use antistatic fabric softener
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - April 10, 2016, 3:38 pm


is it friday yet? -

TAGS: friday please
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - January 15, 2015, 9:39 am
Not Yet .